1. Holiday season, in my book, officially starts November 1.
2. Only one holiday should be advertised at a time, and should not be advertised prior to an upcoming holiday.
3. Why are candy canes being sold during Halloween candy shopping? That's nasty.
4. KOIT (96.5 FM): I am fine with you playing Christmas music 24 hours a day. I am fine with you being the "Bay Area's Christmas Station." Start the day after Thanksgiving...not a week before! Sleigh bells should not ring on my turkey!
5. Your Christmas lights...are for Christmas, that means that they need to be taken down. Due date: January 2nd.
6. If you have your lights still hanging up from last Christmas (or 10 years prior) and just plug them in in Dec...then that isn't the point!
7. Why does Santa smell?
8. Am I the only one who thinks that the song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" is a horrible Christmas song? You're going to traumetize the poor kid seeing Mommy cheating on Daddy like that. Geez.
9. Where can I buy a partridge in a pear tree? (or twelve for that matter)
10. How many Chistmas' is it going to take before Mariah Carey just gives up? (anyone get this reference???)
Thursday, November 22, 2007
Christmas Observations...
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Haha. As a retail employee I agree that holidays need to not overlap.
I think KOIT starts earlier and earlier every year, don't they...and Santa smells because he loses a little piece of his soul every year...Maria Carie should just die already...and I don't know where you found candy canes on Halloween...but that is awesome...lol you should have handed them out in a Santa outfit to small children to confuse them at Halloween...oooh...in a Santa got run over by a car costume...lol even better...And I think I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus is a traumatizing song too...I'm like is it supposed to be cute? That your mom's a ho? And you're dad's probably not your really daddy? Years of therapy kids...lol...I think just ruined Xmas...
By the way...if you taste one of those candy canes that were being sold months ago they are NOT good...my mom always keeps old ones around from the year before...but strictly for decoration!
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